What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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