If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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