I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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