Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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