she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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