we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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