Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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