this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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