i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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