shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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