Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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