Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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