You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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