Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just invented taco cereal.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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