Just mADE A PArabola og urine
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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