You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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