Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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