no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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