I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
When are your genitals available?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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