If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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