I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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