Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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