We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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