This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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