I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
