is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
why is half of my head shaved?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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