NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Little spoons don't ask big questions
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
