if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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