She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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