When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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