Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
