i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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