Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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