I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
