it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
