Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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