Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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