Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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