Sry I called you an 8
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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