im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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