Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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