you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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