i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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