Are we in a gay sports bar?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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