Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just found puke in my bra..
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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