do herpes really smell.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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