I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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