anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
The power of my boobs compel you
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize