Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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