Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
my shit smells like andre
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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