Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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