When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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