I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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