This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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