I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Randomize
